The Fartleks' FCC Song

The Fartleks' FCC Song is a sped-up version of " The FCC Song " by Seth MacFarlane from Family Guy. The family anthem of The Fartleks. Fartlek Serena, Lidio and Emilia are the roles of Peter, Brian and Stewie Griffin.

Lyrics

 * ♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this ♪
 * ♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*** ♪
 * ♪ And they'll make you call f******* a trouser-friendly kiss ♪
 * , and : ♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪
 * ♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪


 * ♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪
 * ♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪
 * ♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪
 * , and : ♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin' ♪
 * ♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. ♪


 * ♪ And if you find yourself with some young s*** thing ♪
 * ♪ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, 'cause you can't say p****! ♪


 * ♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst ♪
 * ♪ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced ♪
 * ♪ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! ♪
 * , and : ♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic, they're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪
 * That's right!